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Lights, Camera, Action!

From the Namibian, by Natasha Uys:

THANKS to the avid BBA viewer who suggested the BBTV task.

It was immensely entertaining and had me laughing out loud more than a few times.

After a week filled with competing egos and creative differences, the broadcast on Thursday evening was truly a success! It began with a recap of all the highlights in the house so far, the paint fight in week one, Bertha’s infamous injury on the obstacle course and more.

The show had a current events section, a Jerry Springer type talk show, commercial breaks and even a musical break.

The hip-hop music video performed by Richard and Kwaku in the shower, complete with writhing half-naked dancers played to perfection by Ofunneka and Tatiana, was a sight.

The advert for the libido-boosting tonic, ‘Fabioso’ was hilarious – played by the ever randy Richard and Tati.

The show even hit quite a nerve when Code interviewed Richard and Tatiana about their relationship challenges, their constant bickering and raging jealous blowouts.

In Jerry Springer fashion, members of the audience had their opportunity to diss the lovebirds – all in the name of good TV.

While all the housemates did well, I have to say that I think Code especially shone in his role as producer, director and presenter.

He seems to have a natural aptitude for broadcasting, perhaps as a result of his vast experience as a radio presenter back home in Malawi.


I think he may well have a future in television, after all is said and done.

Gaetano the second, perhaps? On Friday, Offu Mamma emerged as the new Head of House after winning the ‘Tell Me Why’ challenge.

The housemates had to answer a list of obscure questions such as “Why do men’s clothes button on the right and ladies’ on the left?” – Beats me? But I have also wondered the same thing on occasion …

ummhh.

In any case, Offu got the most questions right – winning the HOH title for a second time.

After the upset of her first stint in the leadership role, will she have mellowed on her rigid regime second time around? She was closely followed by Kwaku and Maureen.

On Saturday afternoon the housemates got down to some drunken karaoke singing (what other way is there?) I did not get a chance to see it myself but from what I hear it was worse than the sound of screeching tyres, a cat on heat and nails down a blackboard – all put together.

Just AWFUL.

While some of them looked good, they should NOT lose their day jobs.

THE GRASS CONFESSIONS While this was going on, Richiana took the opportunity to break away from the rest of the house to vent some of their pent-up lust in the garden.

Bumping and grinding in their typical fashion, the two waxed lyrical about their love for each other, his desire to ‘bump’ Tatiana and more.

UUHGG – get a room, why don’tcha? Richard is just so juvenile.

How his wife ever thought he was mature enough to handle marriage is beyond me.

This dude has absolutely no control over his impulses, be they emotional or sexual.

When he’s upset, the whole house needs to know about it and when he’s horny – my goodness, we the viewers have to put up with his vulgar pelvic thrusts and random humping.

Seems he would hump any old thing when the urge catches him, inanimate objects included.

Anyway, Richard seemed to be very conscious that he was up for eviction and might have to leave last night, and whether the whole scenario was to appeal for viewer sympathy, dronkverdriet or just uncontrolled emotions is up for debate.

Richard repeatedly told Tatiana how much he loved her – interspersed with kisses and fondling – that he wanted to wake up next to her, that he wanted to go to the beach with her and splash water on her, that she was his life-giving force.

“I love you, I want to kiss you, I’ll be waiting for you”, and so on, and so on.

Tati was also emotional but perhaps not as “committed”.

At one point she said to him that even if he didn’t leave last night, “I’ll miss you so much when the show is over.”

While much of this was going on, those singing in the house were unknowingly belting out Whitney Houston’s ‘I will always love you’ and Shania Twain’s ‘You’re the one that I want’.

Richard also said if he left “you must play the game.

All the others (housemates) are fools, idiots.”

Inbetween this all, he told Tatiana she needed “a good bump and I’m going to give it to you 24 hours”.

CODEEN Code and Maureen had a bit of a lovers’ tiff this weekend, seems that cabin fever has invaded their little bubble.

Code seems to be getting very critical of the petite Ugandan – could this be a sign that their connection is more a case of convenience than true love? He has spoken before about not seeing much of future for them beyond the show but what he tells Maureen is a completely different story.

Could he be covering all his bases in an attempt to avoid getting hurt? The clock is ticking and the show is slowing beginning to wind down, I for one cannot wait to see what becomes of the housemates once they are back in the real world.

Will Richard leave his wife and run off into the sunset with Tatiana? Will Code and Maureen shack up and produce a brood of mini-me’s? Will Bertha and Meryl have a bitch fight over Kwaku? What will become of Max and Lerato now that Max’s fiancée has dumped the Zambian Casanova? Will Justice become the debating champion of Africa? Will Jeff become Africa’s answer to Chinua Achebe or Ngugi Wa Thiongo and write the next great contemporary African novel? What about Offu Mamma? Seems she stands the greatest chance of winning the US$100 000.

With her homely, mothering manner – will she become the next Angelina Jolie and begin adopting orphans from around the world? So many questions, so few answers.

* Catch BBA2 on Channel 198, DStv.

robza171

13 Responses to “Lights, Camera, Action!”

  1. hey you fattest lerato.let tatiana alone.u r out.what you want with her?

  2. your biggest dream were to be slim like tatiana isn´t it? to be so pretty like her.ah ah ah.you crazy. u shame oll african woman

  3. U know,love is one thg that cnt be hidden,u can c it allover richards face.Dont knw tho abt tati.Wateva d case,i hope he dsnt say it was just a game in a bid 2 exonerate himself.Even still,i hope africa dsnt reward rich boy 4 his adulterous tendencies.

  4. LONG LIVE NIGERIAN JUJU!!!!! PLEASE SEND ME YOUR JUJUMAN’S CONTACT OFUMAMA WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH YOUR CASH! WHATEVER HE SPRINKLED YOU WITH HAS REALLY WORKED!! YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE…..MUST BE PROTECTED BY SPIRIT MEDIUMS….NIGERIAN JUJU 4 LIFE!!!!!

  5. oh, please what nigerian juju….

    nonsense!!

  6. wish’n offunneka the very best in the house. we d Nigeria’s are very proud of you,pls keep it up

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